1. Ali Baba and the forty thieves, are now
Ali Baba thirty thieves. Ten were laid off!.
2. Batman and Robin are now
Batman and Pedro. Batman fired Robin and hired Pedro because
Pedro was willing to work twice the hours at the same rate!!
3. Iron man now "air-pooling"
with Superman to save fuel costs?!!
4. A director decided to award a prize of Rs.1000 for the best idea
for saving the company money during the recession.
It was won by a young executive who suggested reducing the
prize money to Rs. 100.
5. Women finally marrying for love!
And not money!
6. The only "deposits" being made on a Ferrari are the ones
made by birds flying over them.
7. Q: With the current market turmoil, what's the easiest way to make
a small fortune?
A: Start off with a large one.
8. Q: What's the difference between an investment banker and a
large pizza?
A: A large pizza can feed a family of four.
9. Q: Why have Dubai real estate agents stopped looking out of the
window in the morning?
A: Because otherwise they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.
10. Q: What's the difference between an American and a Zimbabwean?
A: In a few weeks, nothing.
11 Q What's the difference between a bond and a bond trader?
A. A bond matures.
12. Q. Did you hear Goldman Sachs has a new cafeteria?
A. It's called the Warren buffet.
13. Q: What's the Capital of Iceland ?
A: About 70 cents.
14. Recession Bumper Sticker
"The recession is worse than a divorce..
You lose half your fortune and still have your wife."
15. The Difference between Communism & Capitalism
In communism we nationalise the banks and then push them to
bankruptcy.
In capitalism we push the bank to bankruptcy and then
nationalise them.
16. A priest, a rabbi, and a mortgage broker were all caught in a
shipwreck. Sharks were soon circling around.
The sharks eat the priest. The rabbi starts praying fervently,
but to no avail, as the sharks eat him as well. The mortgage
broker is really getting worried, as a shark is coming for
him. But instead the shark puts him on its back, carries him
to shore, and lets him off. The mortgage broker asks, 'How
come you didn't eat me too?' And the shark replied, 'A
Professional Courtesy!'
17. Money talks. Trouble is, it knows only one word:
Goodbye!
