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Bupati dan Pasien Rumah Sakit Jiwa

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Dating

Here's a summary about what you should expect when dating with girls from different races.

CHINESE MEI MEI
First Date : You get to buy her and expensive dinner but nothing happens.
Second Date : You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Again, nothing happens.
Third Date : You usually don't get up to third date because you are smart enough to realize that nothing is ever going to happen.

INDIAN MINACHI
First Date : Meet her parents.
Second Date : Set the wedding date.
Third Date : Wedding night.

MALAY MINAH
First Date : You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second Date : you get to grope all over and make out a bit.
Third Date : She moves in. One week later, her father, her 4 mothers, her 18 sisters, her 20 brothers, all of their kids, her 16 grandmas, her father's girlfriend's mother, her 268 cousins all move in.

WHITE MARY
First Date : You both get drunk and have sex.
Second Date : You both get drunk and have sex.
Third Date : You both get drunk and have sex.

ARAB AL-KATIJAH
First Date : Mother, father, brothers, sisters, cousins, aunts, uncles, friends and entire Arab community find out.
Second Date : You are shot dead.
Third Date : Not applicable.