One Chinese person walks into a bar in America late one night
and he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies,
he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.
Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says "You Chinese
people bombed our Pearl Harbor , get out of here."
The astonished Chinese man replied "It was not the Chinese
who bombed your Pearl Harbor , it was the Japanese".
"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied
Spielberg.
In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says "You
sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship."
Shocked, Spielberg replies "It was the iceberg that sank the
ship, not me."
The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're
all the same."
